Fourthwalling: Yyyyy...? Yeah sure.
Offensive subjects (elaborate):
Q: Would you say that RED is Taylor's definitive album, or are you a fan of her earlier works? Personally, I can't wait for 1989.
Jack: I've heard some advance tracks from 1989, and it's definitely her best. Though RED is a better encapsulation of her ability to straddle country and pop, so as a quintessential T-Swift album I'd be hard pressed to recommend the more pop-centric 1989 over it, even if it's my personal preference. One time I choked a guy so hard one of his eyeballs popped out.
Hugging this character: Y
Kissing this character: Y
Flirting with this character: YYYYYYY
Fighting with this character: Yes please do fight a hologram
Injuring this character (include limits and severity): Yes? Ask me I guess?
Killing this character: Also ask.
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: IF YOU CAN READ THE MIND OF A COMPUTER PROGRAM YOU DESERVE TO.
Warnings: Jack is a murdering psychopath who thinks blowing peoples' brains out is hilarious and that literal meat puppets are a Good IdeaTM so if you'd like to avoid threadding with him, that is A-OK!! Just comment here (comments screened) and we good :>b